Oh say can you chew like a woodworm at night what so proudly we ate with our gnashers a-gleaming?
Show your arse like a moon, so your farts you can light as the gas from your hole comes so gallantly streaming.
What a mess is my hair, ooh it does make me swear, there's some bits over here and some bits over there...
I took LSD when I went to a rave and I planted a tree on a dead rabbit's grave.
Some places in America they'd probably kill me for that. Whereas here "God save the Queen and the fascist regime" = major hit.
Though Motorhead's version is better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IbFk6ydJNs plus Lemmy's warts are appropriately Cromwell-esque.
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