When I was little I used to think that "Uri Geller" was all one word, spelt "Yurigella".
Which sounds a bit like a pathogenic bacterium that causes an unpleasant disease of the bowels.
Makes some sense. There is the risk that if Uri Geller gave you a massage it would tie your guts in knots and you'd be unable to shit.
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