Orange and Mint
Why?
Why does every fucker who manufactures something that you put in your
mouth which isn't food assume that everyone likes the flavours of
orange and mint?
Toothpaste. Tastes of mint. Tastes really fucking strongly of
mint. Plastic mint. Have you ever tried to find toothpaste that does
not taste of mint? It's fucking difficult...
And medicines and stuff. They do the same thing only with orange. Cunt
wanky plastic orange. Even things like Vitamin C pills which taste
jolly nice in their raw state get afflicted with bloody orange.
I FUCKING HATE ORANGE AND MINT...
I don't even like the natural versions much. I never eat oranges and I
don't bother with mint sauce on my lamb chops. The fuckarsed plastic
artificial versions of them are a whole lot worse because as well as
tasting like orange or mint they taste like a chemical factory.
And what makes it worse is that both of them are flavours that hang
around. They absorb themselves into your mouth and fuck up your
sense of taste for hours afterwards. They not only taste shit
themselves, they make everything else taste shit too.
They particularly interfere with the flavours of tea and cigs. And I
bloody live on tea and cigs. Have you ever tried drinking a cup of tea
after cleaning your teeth? Tastes bleeding foul, doesn't it... The
same sort of thing happens to cigs. And it takes a fucking ridiculous
amount of time for the effect to wear off.
It's not even as if there's any need for these horrible flavours to be
put in there in the first place. Most of the substances to which they
are applied, in their raw condition, just taste of nothing. The ones
which naturally have a bad taste, it doesn't mask it, it just makes a
combination which is many times worse than either taste on its own - a
kind of taste equivalent of the way smoking while having a shit gives
rise to such an appalling stench. And the ones which naturally have a
good taste - like Vitamin C pills - it fucks them up.
Just fuck off with the orange and mint, OK? It's my tongue and I do
not want your cunting stupid shit flavours assaulting it.
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