GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last months of the Mesozoic, that we were being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that a Russian would be elected Man of the Year. Few astrologers even considered the risk of being consumed by a custard beast. And yet, across the Gulf of Mexico, minds immeasurably stranger than ours, regarded Tony Blair's nipples with envious eyes. And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions. |