GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last minutes of the summer vacation, that television soaps were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed that Joanne Whalley-Kilmer would win the Eurovision song contest. Few university graduates even considered the risk of Margaret Thatcher being arrested for soliciting. And yet, across the Baltic, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded a young woman living in Kilmardinny Grove, Glasgow with several video cameras. And slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us. |