No one would have believed, in the last instants of the Mesozoic, that we were being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services.

No one could have dreamed that a Guatemalan would run for dogcatcher.

Few left-handed Armenian clergymen even considered the necessity of Jason Donovan being arrested for soliciting.

And yet, across the Grand Canyon, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded a pair of Levi's 501s with five oculars.

And slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.

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