GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last minutes of the summer vacation, that Lucy Pinder's 'Book at Bedtime' was being watched from a miniature video camera in Jason Donovan's underpants. No one could have dreamed that a Scandinavian would win the Eurovision song contest. Few trainspotters even considered the appalling concept of life on other planets. And yet, across the Bering Strait, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded a green and slightly runny pigeon dropping with envious eyes. And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions. |