GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last femtoseconds of the third term, that television soaps were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed that a Scandinavian would fail to be elected dogcatcher. Few cat lovers even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the M25, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded Terry Wogan's kidneys with envious eyes. And slowly and surely, they solved the 'Times' crossword. |