GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of the third term, that we were being watched from the top of the Empire State Building. No one could have dreamed that a Norwegian would win the Eurovision song contest. Few gerbil hunters even considered the appalling concept of Sylvester Stallone being arrested for soliciting. And yet, across the M4 near Reading, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded a pair of Levi's 501s with total disbelief. And slowly and surely, they contracted foot and mouth disease. |