GROAN WITH TWOTW
No one would have believed, in the last days of the summer vacation, that the mating habits of the Russian rock squirrel were being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services.
No one could have dreamed that a Bolivian would fail to be elected President.
Few women even considered the inevitability of an invasion of killer voles.
And yet, across the Baltic, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded a pile of remaindered Human League records with total disbelief.
And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions.