GROAN WITH TWOTW
No one would have believed, in the last minutes of Lord Justice Fauntleroy's summing up, that the Stock Market was being watched from the timeless worlds of space.
No one could have dreamed that David Owen would fail to be elected Vice-President.
Few left-handed Armenian clergymen even considered the risk of pizza plants and lasagne trees.
And yet, across the Grand Canyon, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded this Earth with at least two eyes.
And slowly and surely, they sank into a stupor.