GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last femtoseconds of the third term, that the mating habits of the Norwegian rock squirrel were being watched from a public lavatory in Islington. No one could have dreamed that Yasser Arafat would win the Eurovision song contest. Few left-handed Armenian clergymen even considered the advantages of being consumed by a custard beast. And yet, across the Baltic, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded this Earth with at least six eyes. And slowly and surely, they converted to Catholicism. |