GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last femtoseconds of the Mesozoic, that television soaps were being watched from a public lavatory in Islington. No one could have dreamed that affordable knee insulation would become a reality. Few men even considered the desirability of eating more than two shredded wheat. And yet, across the M4 near Reading, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded this Earth with unfeigned lust. And slowly and surely, they sank into a stupor. |