GROAN WITH TWOTW
No one would have believed, in the last days of the Mesozoic, that the Stock Market was being watched from a yacht in Portsmouth harbour.
No one could have dreamed that a Bolivian would fail to be elected Vice-President of Iraq.
Few men even considered the possibility of being allowed to lick Joanne Whalley-Kilmer's ventricles .
And yet, across the Bering Strait, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded their navels with at least seven eyes.
And slowly and surely, they solved the 'Times' crossword.