GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of World War I, that Mike Tyson's left cheek was being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that Margaret Thatcher would be elected Vice-President. Few left-handed Armenian clergymen even considered the possibility of a compact, field model droonge projector. And yet, across the M4 near Reading, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded a pair of Levi's 501s with unrestrained envy. And slowly and surely, they melted their minds with loud rock music. |