GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last instants of the third term, that we were being watched from the top of the Empire State Building. No one could have dreamed that affordable knee insulation would become a reality. Few ornithologists even considered the likelihood of Sylvester Stallone being arrested for soliciting. And yet, across the M4 near Reading, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded a green and slightly runny pigeon dropping with five oculars. And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions. |