GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of the nineteenth century, that the Stock Market was being watched from the top of the Empire State Building. No one could have dreamed that Tony Blair would run for Man of the Year. Few university graduates even considered the possibility of Terry Wogan undergoing liposuction. And yet, across the Gulfs of Madras, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded Jason Donovan's cheeks with total disbelief. And slowly and surely, they solved the 'Times' crossword. |