GROAN WITH TWOTW
No one would have believed, in the last years of Lord Justice Fauntleroy's summing up, that we were being watched from the top of the Empire State Building.
No one could have dreamed that a Norwegian would win the Eurovision song contest.
Few astrologers even considered the desirability of eating more than two shredded wheat.
And yet, across the M25, minds immeasurably stranger than ours, regarded a pair of Levi's 501s with unconcealed envy.
And slowly and surely, they solved the 'Times' crossword.