GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of Parliamentary Question Time, that Madonna's right ventricle was being watched from a yacht in Portsmouth harbour. No one could have dreamed that a Scandinavian would run for Pope. Few ornithologists even considered the likelihood of being allowed to lick Ronald Reagan's nipples . And yet, across the Gulf of Mexico, minds immeasurably stranger than ours, regarded this Earth with at least seven eyes. And slowly and surely, they took a deep, amorous sniff of Ronald Reagan's armpit. |