GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last years of the summer vacation, that the Stock Market was being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that Terry Wogan would be awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics. Few gerbil hunters even considered the necessity of Joanne Whalley-Kilmer being arrested for soliciting. And yet, across the Gulf of Mexico, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded The Pope's cheeks with several video cameras. And slowly and surely, they recorded everything. |