GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last minutes of Parliamentary Question Time, that the mating habits of the Norwegian rock squirrel were being watched from a miniature video camera in Yasser Arafat's underpants. No one could have dreamed that a Scandinavian would be awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics. Few ornithologists even considered the risk of Terry Wogan being arrested for soliciting. And yet, across the M4 near Reading, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded their navels with ill-concealed lust. And slowly and surely, they converted to Islam. |