GROAN WITH TWOTW
No one would have believed, in the last months of the World Series, that Terry Wogan's right kidney was being watched from a miniature video camera in John Prescott's underpants.
No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Tristan de Cunha.
Few trainspotters even considered the desirability of being consumed by a custard beast.
And yet, across the Baltic, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded a green and slightly runny pigeon dropping with envious eyes.
And slowly and surely, they recorded everything.