GROAN WITH TWOTW
No one would have believed, in the last instants of Lord Justice Fauntleroy's summing up, that Lucy Pinder's 'Book at Bedtime' was being watched from the top of the Empire State Building.
No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Belgium.
Few university graduates even considered the risk of Arnold Schwarzenegger undergoing liposuction.
And yet, across the Gulfs of Madras, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded a young woman living in Kilmardinny Grove, Glasgow with total disbelief.
And slowly and surely, they solved the 'Times' crossword.