GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last months of the summer vacation, that human affairs were being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that we were being examined by militants from the CIA. Few people even considered the necessity of being consumed by a custard beast. And yet, across the Atlantic Ocean, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded their navels with total disbelief. And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions. |