GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last femtoseconds of the Mesozoic, that television soaps were being watched from a public lavatory in Islington. No one could have dreamed that affordable knee insulation would become a reality. Few people even considered the inevitability of eating more than two shredded wheat. And yet, across the Gulfs of Madras, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded a pile of remaindered Human League records with at least eight eyes. And slowly and surely, they contracted foot and mouth disease. |