GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from a public lavatory in Islington. No one could have dreamed that Mike Tyson would be elected Woman of the Year. Few cat lovers even considered the possibility of being allowed to lick Kylie Minogue's nipples . And yet, across the Grand Canyon, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded a pile of remaindered Human League records with total disbelief. And slowly and surely, they solved the 'Times' crossword. |