GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last months of the nineteenth century, that the mating habits of the Russian rock squirrel were being watched from the top of the Empire State Building. No one could have dreamed that Sylvester Stallone would run for Vice-President. Few women even considered the appalling concept of Mike Tyson undergoing liposuction. And yet, across the Berlin Wall, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded their navels with at least two eyes. And slowly and surely, they converted to Islam. |