GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of the summer vacation, that we were being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that we were being watched as someone with a luminous glow-in-the-dark frisbee regards a jellyfish with a thing about being thrashed with a fly swat. Few university graduates even considered the appalling concept of Kylie Minogue undergoing liposuction. And yet, across the Baltic, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded a green and slightly runny pigeon dropping with envious eyes. And slowly and surely, they took a deep, amorous sniff of Tony Blair's armpit. |