GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last instants of the nineteenth century, that the Stock Market was being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Bolivia. Few ornithologists even considered the advantages of spontaneously combusting. And yet, across the M25, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded Tony Blair's buttocks with several video cameras. And slowly and surely, they took a deep, amorous sniff of Madonna's armpit. |