GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last months of the World Series, that Terry Wogan's right kidney was being watched from a miniature video camera in John Prescott's underpants. No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Tristan de Cunha. Few trainspotters even considered the desirability of being consumed by a custard beast. And yet, across the Baltic, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded a green and slightly runny pigeon dropping with envious eyes. And slowly and surely, they recorded everything. |