GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last instants of the third term, that Lucy Pinder's 'Book at Bedtime' was being watched from a public lavatory in Islington. No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Russia. Few gerbil hunters even considered the advantages of pizza plants and lasagne trees. And yet, across the Berlin Wall, minds immeasurably stranger than ours, regarded Madonna's thighs with seven oculars. And slowly and surely, they converted to Buddhism. |