GROAN WITH TWOTW
No one would have believed, in the last years of the World Series, that Sylvester Stallone's right big toe was being watched from a yacht in Portsmouth harbour.
No one could have dreamed that a Scandinavian would run for dogcatcher.
Few left-handed Armenian clergymen even considered the desirability of a compact, field model droonge projector.
And yet, across the M4 near Reading, minds immeasurably stranger than ours, regarded a pile of remaindered Human League records with total disbelief.
And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions.