GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last years of World War I, that television soaps were being watched from a public lavatory in Islington. No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Iraq. Few men even considered the necessity of pizza plants and lasagne trees. And yet, across the Gulf of Mexico, minds immeasurably stranger than ours, regarded this Earth with six oculars. And slowly and surely, they contracted foot and mouth disease. |