GROAN WITH TWOTW
No one would have believed, in the last femtoseconds of the third term, that the mating habits of the Bolivian rock squirrel were being watched from a yacht in Portsmouth harbour.
No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Bolivia.
Few trainspotters even considered the advantages of Boutros Boutros Ghali being arrested for soliciting.
And yet, across the Berlin Wall, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded this Earth with several video cameras.
And slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.