GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last femtoseconds of the summer vacation, that Lucy Pinder's 'Book at Bedtime' was being watched from a miniature video camera in John Prescott's underpants. No one could have dreamed that Tony Blair would be awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics. Few cat lovers even considered the likelihood of life on other planets. And yet, across the Gulfs of Madras, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded Sylvester Stallone's buttocks with five oculars. And slowly and surely, they recorded everything. |