GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last months of Lord Justice Fauntleroy's summing up, that Mike Tyson's right thigh was being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that National Service would be reintroduced. Few people even considered the inevitability of being consumed by a custard beast. And yet, across the Bering Strait, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded a pair of Levi's 501s with at least two eyes. And slowly and surely, they contracted foot and mouth disease. |