GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of the summer vacation, that Lucy Pinder's 'Book at Bedtime' was being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Iran. Few cat lovers even considered the likelihood of pizza plants and lasagne trees. And yet, across the Gulfs of Madras, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded a green and slightly runny pigeon dropping with envious eyes. And slowly and surely, they sank into a stupor. |