GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last instants of the summer vacation, that the Stock Market was being watched from a public lavatory in Islington. No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Tristan de Cunha. Few regular churchgoers even considered the advantages of life on other planets. And yet, across the M25, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded a pile of remaindered Human League records with unrestrained lust. And slowly and surely, they solved the 'Times' crossword. |