GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of the Mesozoic, that the mating habits of the Latvian rock squirrel were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Iran. Few ornithologists even considered the risk of life on other planets. And yet, across the Grand Canyon, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded a pile of remaindered Human League records with unrestrained derision. And slowly and surely, they melted their minds with loud rock music. |