GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last instants of the Mesozoic, that we were being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that a Guatemalan would run for dogcatcher. Few left-handed Armenian clergymen even considered the necessity of Jason Donovan being arrested for soliciting. And yet, across the Grand Canyon, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded a pair of Levi's 501s with five oculars. And slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us. |