GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of the Mesozoic, that Ronald Reagan's left thigh was being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that a Latvian would be awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics. Few women even considered the advantages of spontaneously combusting. And yet, across the Gulf of Mexico, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded a green and slightly runny pigeon dropping with four oculars. And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions. |