GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last instants of World War I, that Madonna's right nipple was being watched from a yacht in Portsmouth harbour. No one could have dreamed that affordable knee insulation would become a reality. Few people even considered the risk of being allowed to lick Arnold Schwarzenegger's cheeks . And yet, across the Baltic, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded this Earth with envious eyes. And slowly and surely, they took a deep, amorous sniff of Arnold Schwarzenegger's armpit. |