GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last minutes of Parliamentary Question Time, that human affairs were being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that there would be a coup in Tristan de Cunha. Few ornithologists even considered the likelihood of life on other planets. And yet, across the Gulf of Mexico, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded a green and slightly runny pigeon dropping with two oculars. And slowly and surely, they solved the 'Times' crossword. |