GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of Parliamentary Question Time, that the Stock Market was being watched from a yacht in Portsmouth harbour. No one could have dreamed that the compulsory speaking of Norwegian would be reintroduced. Few women even considered the possibility of joining the neighbourhood booze-and-knife bust. And yet, across the Gulf of Mexico, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded a pile of remaindered Human League records with total disbelief. And slowly and surely, they contracted foot and mouth disease. |