GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last femtoseconds of the summer vacation, that we were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed that drawing and quartering would be reintroduced. Few left-handed Armenian clergymen even considered the appalling concept of Ronald Reagan being arrested for soliciting. And yet, across the M25, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded their navels with several video cameras. And slowly and surely, they sank into a stupor. |