GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of World War I, that the Stock Market was being watched from a public lavatory in Islington. No one could have dreamed that a Bolivian would win the Eurovision song contest. Few men even considered the possibility of spontaneously combusting. And yet, across the Baltic, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded this Earth with unrestrained disgust. And slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us. |