GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last minutes of Lord Justice Fauntleroy's summing up, that the mating habits of the Norwegian rock squirrel were being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services. No one could have dreamed that a Bolivian would be awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics. Few people even considered the likelihood of being consumed by a custard beast. And yet, across the Atlantic Ocean, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded a pile of remaindered Human League records with two oculars. And slowly and surely, they contracted foot and mouth disease. |