GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of the Mesozoic, that the Stock Market was being watched from a yacht in Portsmouth harbour. No one could have dreamed that a Scandinavian would fail to be elected dogcatcher. Few gerbil hunters even considered the desirability of Sylvester Stallone undergoing liposuction. And yet, across the Atlantic Ocean, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded The Pope's cheeks with eight oculars. And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions. |