GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last minutes of the Mesozoic, that Lucy Pinder's 'Book at Bedtime' was being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed that affordable knee insulation would become a reality. Few gerbil hunters even considered the likelihood of being consumed by a custard beast. And yet, across the gulfs of space, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded a pile of remaindered Human League records with ill-concealed disgust. And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions. |