GROAN WITH TWOTW
No one would have believed, in the last instants of the Mesozoic, that we were being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services.
No one could have dreamed that a Guatemalan would run for dogcatcher.
Few left-handed Armenian clergymen even considered the necessity of Jason Donovan being arrested for soliciting.
And yet, across the Grand Canyon, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded a pair of Levi's 501s with five oculars.
And slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.