GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last instants of Lord Justice Fauntleroy's summing up, that human affairs were being watched from a miniature video camera in Madonna's underpants. No one could have dreamed that Tony Blair would win the Eurovision song contest. Few men even considered the necessity of The Bishop of Bath and Wells undergoing liposuction. And yet, across the Grand Canyon, minds immeasurably weirder than ours, regarded a young woman living in Kilmardinny Grove, Glasgow with at least eight eyes. And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions. |