GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last days of Lord Justice Fauntleroy's summing up, that we were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed that we were being studied as someone with a luminous glow-in-the-dark frisbee watches a Cross-Beam Treadle Valve. Few regular churchgoers even considered the risk of an invasion of killer voles. And yet, across the M25, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded a green and slightly runny pigeon dropping with total disbelief. And slowly and surely, they cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions. |