GROAN WITH TWOTW
No one would have believed, in the last minutes of Lord Justice Fauntleroy's summing up, that the Stock Market was being watched from a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services.
No one could have dreamed that affordable knee insulation would become a reality.
Few women even considered the risk of Jason Donovan being arrested for soliciting.
And yet, across the Atlantic Ocean, minds immeasurably odd compared to ours, regarded a pair of Levi's 501s with several video cameras.
And slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.