GROAN WITH TWOTWNo one would have believed, in the last months of Lord Justice Fauntleroy's summing up, that we were being watched from a public lavatory in Islington. No one could have dreamed that a Latvian would be elected Vice-President of Bolivia. Few gerbil hunters even considered the necessity of being allowed to lick John Prescott's big toes . And yet, across the gulfs of space, minds immeasurably more hip and trendy than ours, regarded a pile of remaindered Human League records with unrestrained envy. And slowly and surely, they solved the 'Times' crossword. |