Web pages with the content left out

When you are writing a web page, you use HTML.

HTML consists of a bunch of tags and shit which describe what kind of thing something is, and inside the tags there is the text or image which is the thing something is.

Obviously, you need both of these. If you don't know what kind of things the things are, you just get an undifferentiated mass of text and it's really confusing. If you don't know what things the things are, you just get something completely fucking useless.

So when you are writing a web page, PUT THE FUCKING TEXT IN IT.

Web page with all the text and images deliberately missing
What the fuck use is this ridiculous shite?

HTML of web page with all the text and images deliberately missing
You stupid fucking cunts.

Look at this fucking pile of useless shite. This is the page I found by following a link someone posted on a forum to illustrate what something was. I still don't know what the fuck it was because the web page is a fucking pile of useless shite.

And underneath we can see why. All the tags are empty. The brainless cunting morons have missed all the fucking content out. You can't read anything because there isn't anything fucking there to read in the first place.

DO. NOT. DO. THIS. Can you REALLY not understand why a web page with nothing on it is a fucking pile of useless shite? Do you eat dog turds for your breakfast because you think they're sausages? Do you stick compressed air hoses up your arse to blow yourself up like a balloon and pretend you're Mr Blobby? I guess not, because someone who had tried that wouldn't be spewing empty HTML tags and thinking it was code. Perhaps you ought to try it.

And no, you CANNOT expect some stupid bloody javascript to come along and fill it in afterwards. Because it gets blocked for having evil shit in it. Or the whole bloody server it's on is blocked for hosting evil shit. Or it can't run because it's got syntax errors in it. Or it can't run because it was written by some cunt who wrote a piece of shit that pukes its guts because it can't set cookies. Or it can't run because it was written by some cunt who can't write anything other than a piece of shit that won't run.

For fuck's sake. PUT THE FUCKING CONTENT IN ON THE FUCKING SERVER. If you can insert it into a server-side javascript template you can just as easily fucking well insert it into a server-side HTML template. It would work then. Only you fucking won't, will you, because you are cunts.




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