Americans please read this first :-)

Just bought some more blu-tack, because all the blu-tack I already had around the place was really old and not sticky any more so things kept falling down and it was pissing me off.

I wonder what blu-tack is? What's it made of?

...snot and bogies, mixed with fanny juice.

<FX: sniff sniff> It doesn't smell like...

...well that's because*... oh for fuck's sake...

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*...there is a chemical reaction between the snot and bogies and the fanny juice...

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