Cleaning conundrum

All the blokes in my family (apart from my dad, oddly enough) have the same problem. We all go bald almost before we can grow beards...

Well, it isn't that much of a problem, I can't say it bothers me too much. I kind of like it in a way - I can make humorous comments about the hair having been burnt off by the variant columbine neurochemistry taking place inside. And the beard is some compensation. But it does raise a point. My bald head needs to be shiny, so you can see it in the dark and I don't get helicopters accidentally trying to land on my head when I'm out at night.

So I need to find out...

What is the most suitable polishing cloth to polish my bald head with? And is it better polished "dry" or using some kind of polish, and if so, what works best as polish?

Answers on a postcard please...

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