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My Missing CDs
...and other missing items
Since August 2006 my CD collection has been gradually going missing.
The CDs vanish from the CD pile and cannot be found no matter what - they
are nowhere in my gaff at all. This peculiar behaviour is due to
macroscopic
quantum tunnelling, described here. I describe the situation in
some detail as background to my
Volvo Amazon project
article, so I will not spend too much time on it here; basically
what's happening is that following periods of high CPU load on my
quantum processing system, CDs are observed to disappear without
trace; they reappear in some indeterminate location at a probable
distance of many miles because in terms of their wave functions they
might have been already there. This is the same mechanism by which
radioactive nuclei emit particle radiation, only it's happening with
CDs instead of subatomic particles. (No, my CDs aren't radioactive, it
won't harm you if you find one, but it might do you some good if you
put it in your CD player.)
Where my CDs are ending up is a matter of question; there's a slightly
greater chance that they're now somewhere in the Hampshire area rather
than anywhere else, but it's not presently possible to locate them
accurately enough to go and get them back. I have therefore taken to
writing my email address and website URL on all my CDs so that anyone
who finds them can tell me about it; if you are reading this page
because you have found one of my CDs, then do please
get in touch, even
if the CD isn't an original. (I'm keeping backup copies of my CDs
on a SCSI RAID array now, with distributed off-site backups of
the
ones I'm fondest of, and I can foresee the proportion of CD-Rs in the
playable collection getting steadily larger as the originals tunnel
away; while it may be trivial to burn another copy from the backup,
I'd still like to know where the tunnelling ones are going to.)
Unfortunately, the two CDs that have gone missing so far did not have
the contact information written on them, as it was their disappearance
that caused me to start doing that. But you might have found one that
does have my details on it that I haven't discovered the loss of yet.
In addition to the CDs, another significant item that has disappeared
through tunnelling is the original circuit diagram for the
electric fan thermostat in my Volvo 164. This was safely stored in
a folder with various other Volvo-related documents; it was placed in
the folder on Monday 4th December 2006, and had disappeared by the
evening of Thursday 7th December 2006. Unfortunately, as with the two
abovementioned CDs, it did not have any additional information on it
to identify it as mine. It was simply a circuit diagram scrawled in
pencil on a piece of lined A4, somewhat creased and stained with
engine oil and antifreeze. Again, as with the CDs, if you should
happen to have found such a document I would appreciate it if you would
get in touch.
Then, on the night of Saturday 20th January 2007 - Sunday 21st January
2007, another
item decided to vanish. And again, it didn't bloody have
my website URL or email address on it. One reason for this is that I
had only just bought it - I hadn't even taken the plastic wrapping off
yet. Another is that it's not really possible to
write on it. There is a third reason, which you will readily deduce if
you happen to find it. It is quite a small object. If you find it,
keep it - I hope you appreciate it :-) - but again please
get in touch.
Update:Friday night, 9th March 2007 - was not a totally
shit night after all. This item was rediscovered - minus its plastic
wrapping, inside the webserver. So it tunnelled somewhere in its
wrapping, then tunnelled out of the wrapping into the innards of my
server. Or someone found it and unwrapped it and then it tunnelled
into my server. By the state of it wrt dust etc., it looks like it's arrived
within the last few days. This and other observations tend to the conclusion that
someone about a hundred miles away is also operating a quantum
processing system of considerable but as yet not fully realised
potential. If you read this page, please
get in touch. I
think it would be of great benefit to both of us...
And now I have discovered that yet another item has gone missing. It
is the V5C (registration document, "logbook") for my
Volvo 164.
The last time I saw it it was in the folder where I keep all the
documentation relating to the car, some time in December 2006. But on
trying to refer to it today (Friday 9th February 2007) I discovered it
was no longer there. Naturally, I have notified the DVLA... but if you
find it, please post it back to me - note that the DVLA cocked the
address up so you will need to change the "8" in the house number to a
"0". Please include a covering note so I know what happened...
Update: The V5C has now reappeared - mixed up with some completely
unrelated papers in a completely different house...
Then last night (Wednesday 21st March 2007 - Thursday 22nd March 2007,
at about 5 in the morning) a truly remarkable
tunnelling event took place. This one involved a Clipper lighter,
of translucent white plastic with the base of the lighter coloured in
black with marker pen to foil lighter thieves. I put it down on my bed
and as I let go of it I felt something strange about the way it lost
contact with my fingers. So I looked... and the bloody thing wasn't
there any more. It had tunnelled in the very instant I let go of it.
A significant factor in this particular event is that earlier in the
day I had been attempting to embed quantum steganographic data in an
HTTP POST request. Other indications already tend to lead to the
conclusion that the data was received and extracted with at least some
success, and it is highly likely that the tunnelling of the lighter is
a related event. For this reason I would be extremely pleased to
receive any information
concerning the sudden and apparently inexplicable appearance of a
translucent Clipper lighter with black marker pen on the base on or
after the morning of Thursday 22nd March 2007. It would be much
appreciated :-)
At some time during the week or two preceding Thursday 14th June 2007,
my CD of XII by Barclay James Harvest underwent a tunnelling event. This is the
remastered version of the CD with the usual random selection of bonus tracks tacked on
haphazardly to the end of the original album, and also in the case is a CD-R containing
only the original tracks, to save the hassle of having to program the CD player every time
I play it. I must say such an event is
hardly surprising given the extreme level of quantum activity over that period.
The list of items that have gone missing due to tunnelling so far is as
follows (the dates are a bit vague because of the indeterminate time
between when I last played the CD and when I went to play it again but
found it missing):
Artist | Title/Description | Approximate date of tunnelling |
Pink Floyd | The Final Cut | August 2006 |
Pink Floyd | Animals | Between Tuesday 3rd October 2006 and Friday 6th October 2006 |
Not a CD | Circuit diagram of Volvo 164 electric fan thermostat | Between Monday 4th December 2006 and Thursday 7th December 2006 |
Not a CD | Mysterious small item in plastic wrapper | Night of
Saturday 20th January 2007 - Sunday 21st January
2007
Reappeared in the days preceding Friday 9th March 2007 |
DVLA (Not a CD) | Registration document (V5C) for my Volvo 164 | Between
December 2006 and Friday 9th February
2007 Reappeared evening of Friday 15th June 2007 |
Not a CD | Translucent white Clipper lighter with blackened base | Night of Wednesday 21st March - Thursday 22nd March 2007, at about 5am |
Barclay James Harvest | XII | Week or two preceding Thursday 14th June 2007 |
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